"ALWAYS play with their minds."
"I don't believe in guns, when we were kids and my brothers and I would play cowboys and Indians, I was ALWAYS the Chinese railroad worker."
"Smoochie is Fushia, Moochy is BURGUNDY! Don't you ever read a newspaper!?!"
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
"nothing at the moment... i'm just converting you to my way of thinking so we never have to debate whether or not you're right. if you think what i think, of course you're right."
"It's all right to have a train of thoughts, if you have a terminal."
- Richard R. Bowker
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
- Jack Handey
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handey
In my little world, no one ever understands completely. I'm not going to lie and say I always make sense, even I'm not that delusional.... - Me
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. - George Herbert Mead (I am justified!)
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
--Calvin and Hobbes